The Amazing Fall

It was a cold and stormy night when George headed to the barn to put the horse away. He was untacking his dark horse when a mighty fine lady walking on in. "Why hi there handsome, how are you?"said Curleys wife. "Well uh, hi there um I'm fine, you know you shouldn't be talking to me." said George. " You can get off your high horse and talk to me!" Curleys wife said angrily. "Well alright, I'm all ears gorgeous" George said shyly. "Awe why thank ya George, I'm tickled pink." Curleys wife said flirtatiously. "Why, Curleys wife I think the more time I spend with you the more I fall for you..." George said nervously.   "Oh George, you make the world go 'round!" Curleys wife said happily. "I'm happy as a clam!" said George. "Lets move away, the grass is greener on the other side of this ranch!" said Curleys wife. "Lets go and run away together, we can get a big house and have kids." George said enthusiastically! " Oh Curley's wife," George said smoothly, " you make me as horny as a three balled tom cat!" Curleys wife said fastly, "Lets go now George!"

The Punctuation Brawl!

     "Hunny," Charmayne screetched as she sat down, "go mow the lawn!"
     Billyboy glared at her as he hissed, "Im kind of busy right now, you can do it."
     "Dont you dare give me that attitude Billyboy!" Charmayne yelled.
     "It would not kill you to do some things once in awhile, instead of me having to do it  all!"   Billyboy spoke calmly.
     "How dare you," Charmayne screamed, "tell me that, you never do anything I do all the work!"
      Billyboy gave her a glare, "You wish, yours always yelling at me telling me to do everything!"
      Rage was glowing all over Charmayne's face, " Put down that newspaper right now and get outside!"
     "Whatever," Billyboy screamed, " I am done with you and your crap!"
     "Get out right now before I hit you over the head with the lawn mower!" Hissed Charmayne viciously!
      Billy boy gave her a peaceful grin, "Already on my way darling."