The Amazing Fall

It was a cold and stormy night when George headed to the barn to put the horse away. He was untacking his dark horse when a mighty fine lady walking on in. "Why hi there handsome, how are you?"said Curleys wife. "Well uh, hi there um I'm fine, you know you shouldn't be talking to me." said George. " You can get off your high horse and talk to me!" Curleys wife said angrily. "Well alright, I'm all ears gorgeous" George said shyly. "Awe why thank ya George, I'm tickled pink." Curleys wife said flirtatiously. "Why, Curleys wife I think the more time I spend with you the more I fall for you..." George said nervously.   "Oh George, you make the world go 'round!" Curleys wife said happily. "I'm happy as a clam!" said George. "Lets move away, the grass is greener on the other side of this ranch!" said Curleys wife. "Lets go and run away together, we can get a big house and have kids." George said enthusiastically! " Oh Curley's wife," George said smoothly, " you make me as horny as a three balled tom cat!" Curleys wife said fastly, "Lets go now George!"