Perfect School

    The students at Princess Margaret School are perfect role models for younger students coming into the school. On a daily basis students smoke marijuana and then go to come back to school high. Almost every time they do so they get suspended for three days. Everyone else thinks its so cool and they do the same. Students always party all weekend then Monday morning you hear them bragging about how awesome it is. The exciting trends continue... Girls in the higher grades always have boyfriends. The younger ones ask why and they will tell you to be very promiscuous. The younger girls are the same as the older ones, they followed the leadership. The latest thing is skipping school is nifty. Everyone is doing it. This school is perfectly filled with the most exhilarating examples of students!

He That Shall Not Be Named

I was standing on the otherside of the ranch when he walked up. He came across stern and as if he were on a mission. I was certainly intimidated by his appearance. A slick beige hat that had been lightly placed on his overgrown hair. His eyes were darkness. They were squinting like he was gazing across the ocean. His beard like the fur of a cat. The coat he wore looked well broken in. He held two guns that instantly put fear in everyones eyes. His veins creeped above his skin worms coming up through the dirt. The belt carassed his waist with slots for the deadly weapons. He was certainaly a man to fear, but maybe also someone to look up to because of his shear confidence.

I'm Feelin so Fly Like a Poet

Like A G6 : Far East Movement


Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard
Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6
Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6
Like a G6, Like a G6
Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6


Gimme that Mo-Moet
Gimme that Cry-Crystal
Ladies love my style, at my table gettin wild
Get them bottles poppin, we get that drip and that drop
Now give me 2 more bottles cuz you know it don’t stop


(808) Hell Yea
Drink it up, drink-drink it up,
When sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk
They be actin like they drunk, actin-actin like they drunk
When sober girls around me actin-actin like they drunk


Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard
Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6
Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6                    
Like a G6, Like a G6
Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6



Sippin on, sippin on sizz, Ima ma-make it fizz
Girl I keep it gangsta, poppin bottles at the crib
This is how we live, every single night
Take that bottle to the head, and let me see you fly


(808) Hell Yeaa
Drink it up, drink-drink it up,
When sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk
They be actin like they drunk, actin-actin like they drunk
When sober girls around me actin-actin like they drunk



Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard
Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6
Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6
Like a G6, Like a G6
Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6




Its that 808 bump, make you put yo hands up
Make you put yo hands up, put yo, put yo hands up
(You can’t Touch this)
Its that 808 bump, make you put yo hands up
Make you put yo hands up, put yo, put yo hands up
(You can’t Touch this)
Hell Yeaaa, Make you put yo hands up, put yo put yo hands up
Hell Yeaaa, Make you put yo hands up, put yo put yo hands up



Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard
Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6
Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6
Like a G6, Like a G6
Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6

 

 

            The song ‘Like a G6’ by The Far East Movement fly’s with many poetic devices. It’s an out there song but it’s a great example of poetry.  G6 is a car, so when it says ‘Now I’m feeling so fly like a G6’ it’s giving human qualities to an object it is personification, and it is also a simile. There are many examples of alliteration like, ‘Slippin sizzurp, Mo Moet, Cry Crystal.’ ‘Bump’ is onomatopoeia, because it sounds like what it is. ‘Make you put yo hands up, put yo put yo hands up’ is repetition because it gives the sound better effect when it repeats itself. ‘When sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk’ is a paradox because you cannot be sober and drunk it’s either or. This song has a bizarre concept, and doesn’t make much sense, but it is very poetic.

My Spectacular Application!

To whom this may concern,

   I am a majestic creature. I am more fierce than Lord Voldamort. I am more magical than the most powerful wizards on Harry Potter. In fact I'm dating the most good looking wizard to come from Hogwarts.

  On Mondays, you can find me riding my dirt bike backwards. On Wednesdays, you will see me running along side a Savannah cat. On Fridays, I spend the afternoon shooting dogs with my pellet gun. I enjoy my activities.

  In one day, I can train 5 unicorns to do something. In two days, I can form an army of house elf's. In one week, my house elf's will destroy your school if I'm not accepted. In two weeks, my creation of the Hogwarts curriculum will rule your school. You can be defeated.

   I flew around the world in 1 hour on my broomstick. I caught the golden snitch twice in one game. I fought the Basilisk before Harry Potter. Yes I'm pro, I know.

   I know I have wowed you. I will be waiting for my official acceptance letter. I will see you when school starts.

The Amazing Fall

It was a cold and stormy night when George headed to the barn to put the horse away. He was untacking his dark horse when a mighty fine lady walking on in. "Why hi there handsome, how are you?"said Curleys wife. "Well uh, hi there um I'm fine, you know you shouldn't be talking to me." said George. " You can get off your high horse and talk to me!" Curleys wife said angrily. "Well alright, I'm all ears gorgeous" George said shyly. "Awe why thank ya George, I'm tickled pink." Curleys wife said flirtatiously. "Why, Curleys wife I think the more time I spend with you the more I fall for you..." George said nervously.   "Oh George, you make the world go 'round!" Curleys wife said happily. "I'm happy as a clam!" said George. "Lets move away, the grass is greener on the other side of this ranch!" said Curleys wife. "Lets go and run away together, we can get a big house and have kids." George said enthusiastically! " Oh Curley's wife," George said smoothly, " you make me as horny as a three balled tom cat!" Curleys wife said fastly, "Lets go now George!"

The Punctuation Brawl!

     "Hunny," Charmayne screetched as she sat down, "go mow the lawn!"
     Billyboy glared at her as he hissed, "Im kind of busy right now, you can do it."
     "Dont you dare give me that attitude Billyboy!" Charmayne yelled.
     "It would not kill you to do some things once in awhile, instead of me having to do it  all!"   Billyboy spoke calmly.
     "How dare you," Charmayne screamed, "tell me that, you never do anything I do all the work!"
      Billyboy gave her a glare, "You wish, yours always yelling at me telling me to do everything!"
      Rage was glowing all over Charmayne's face, " Put down that newspaper right now and get outside!"
     "Whatever," Billyboy screamed, " I am done with you and your crap!"
     "Get out right now before I hit you over the head with the lawn mower!" Hissed Charmayne viciously!
      Billy boy gave her a peaceful grin, "Already on my way darling."

My Awesome Superpower!

    If I were to choose any superpower I would pick object-based powers. With this you can gain a power that is the same property of the object that you are taking it from. I would choose this power because I could accumulate many different traits that could help me. Some things I would choose to copy the property of are weapons, books, and wands. From weapons I could gain significant strength that could make me stronger.  If i gathered the powers of several books it would make me a more intelligent person. Taking powers from a wand would make me magical and I could cast any spell that I desired. I wouldn't choose any other power because they are just flat powers, the one I picked was one that can continuously change and become better.